Here are the fill-ins:
1. I have the most amazing woman in the world for my wife.
This is absolutely true. She takes good care of me. She does all the work around here. She is a great cook and she listens to my stories, even those she has heard thousands of times already.
You can see I don’t have much of it left.
We have laws to protect people from their stupidity. If you want to purchase Fix-A-Flat, a product that is designed to stop air from flowing out of your tires, you have to show your ID.
This stuff does not give off any significant vapors. Most varieties come with a hose attached. This means the only way you can inhale it is if you intentionally inhale it. I say, if you want to snort something that is designed to cut off airflow, we need to let you. You should not be walking around by yourself.
3. I’m surprised that another year is just about gone.
When I was a kid, it was FOREVER between Halloween and Christmas. Now, it is that time of year again.
4. To make a long story short, everyone who knows me knows that ain’t happening.
If I go in a convenience store in this town, I may be there several hours. The whole idea behind a convenience store is for you to be able to get in and get out in under five minutes. I go in and start running my mouth. If I go in Walmart, I will run into multiple people I know. Each one will want to “Jaw” a while. My kids used to hate this. Now, some of them are just like me.
Have a blessed week, y’all.
I remember that tremendously long time span between Christmases when I was a kid. I thought it would NEVER come again. Now, it gets here so fast, it passes itself!
ReplyDeleteI love you, my Zing. :)
It is too fast. We could have Thanksgiving twice a year and that would make up for all the speed of Christmas. That way it would seem like there was a long time between first Thanksgiving and Christmas. I love you, my Zing! { = < ) >
DeleteLOL... Great fill-ins, David! :-D
ReplyDeleteThank you. Have a blessed week.
DeleteThank you for participating, great answers. Glad there are laws to protect the stupid :) I always feel good when asked if I am over 18 when I buy spray paint at Walmart :)
ReplyDeleteHave a nice weekend!
I think the most confused I was happened when I was carded at Walmart for cinnamon. Typically, when the message flashes up for age verification, the clerk just presses yes without comment. I guess I look so much older than 18, there is no doubt. Have a blessed week.
DeleteHAH! That's like those idiots who eat Tide pods. What's become of people?
ReplyDeleteGreat answers! Yes, time between the holidays seems to go extra fast at this time of year. Have a great week.
ReplyDeleteThank you for joining in on the Friendly Fill-Ins! I know what you mean about the passing of time. As a kid, it seems like it takes forever for Christmas to arrive. As an adult, you blink and it's done and gone. And your #4 had me laughing!
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