Papa Bruce Meets the Diaphragm
His daughter-in-law, Suzanne G. McClendon,
affectionately knew Robert Bruce McClendon, Jr. as Papa Bruce. Papa Bruce referred to Suzanne as Su-Dee-Lou.
Suzanne was David’s wife. She was very bashful and shy. She did not like to have her photograph
taken, still does not. She never liked
to be the center of attention and was highly unlikely to do anything that would
call attention to her.
Papa Bruce was the type of person who was always
“on”. He was always joking around. If you open your dictionary to the word
extrovert, you will see his picture. He
often spoke before he thought and sometimes the result was hurt feelings. Other times, the result was quite funny.
004-It was almost impossible to embarrass him. Almost.
005-Due to his raising, Papa Bruce was the type of person
who thought it was appropriate to tell an off-color joke in mixed company, but
that it was not appropriate for a respectable lady to laugh at it.
006-Our family owned the Western Auto Associate Store in
Iva, South Carolina. One of the main
lines we sold was auto parts. A very
small but very important part of a carburetor back then was a very thin slice
of rubber called a diaphragm.
There are many types and sizes of diaphragms and we
had to order quite a few of them because it was impossible to keep them all in
stock.
Suzanne was in the final stages of pregnancy and was
about 4’ 11” tall in all directions. It
appeared that she was about twenty-seven months pregnant. She was pregnant with our first son,
Jared. He had given her a very hard time
during this pregnancy.
Papa had ordered a diaphragm for a customer. I forgot who the customer was, so we will
call him Tom. We often ordered parts
from Birmingham, Alabama and they took about two days to arrive after we
ordered them.
Tom came into the store and asked Papa Bruce if his
diaphragm had arrived. Papa Bruce went
to the back counter of the store. Suzanne
was sitting behind the back counter.
Papa Bruce walked up to the counter and said to
Suzanne:
Su-Dee-Lou, do you have a diaphragm back there?
Suzanne giggled and said, “If I had one of those, I wouldn’t be in this condition,” pointing to
her tummy.
Papa Bruce turned every shade of red you can
imagine. Suzanne giggled until those
around her thought she was going to go into labor.
This was the one time Su-Dee-Lou got the best of Papa
Bruce.
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