McClendon Studios Presents
Disclaimer: Many of the stories are completely fictional. Other stories are fictional accounts of true stories. Other stories are completely true. Sometimes the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
One day U.J. was getting his youngest daughter ready to go out. He had her sitting on the edge of the couch while he struggled to get Molly’s shoes on her.
During the course of all this Molly held two of her fingers and said “Daddy look”. U.J. was struggling desperately with Molly’s shoes so he said, “Yes baby those are your fingers.” and continued trying to get the toddler’s shoes on.
Again Molly held up her fingers and said, “Daddy Look.” U.J. said, “Yes baby, those are your cute little fingers.” and continued getting Little Molly ready to go.
Again Molly held up her fingers and said, “Daddy Look!” U.J. looked at the two fingers and stuck them in his mouth and said, “Daddy’s going to eat your fingers up um yum yum.”
Molly looked at her fingers and held them up to U.J. again and began to cry.” She sobbed and said, “Where’s my booger?” And that is how little Molly got the nick name booger.